2016 in the Danger Zone

Over at The Federalist, Ben Domenech is calling for Archer-themed parodies regarding the recent revelations about Marco Rubio's semi-extravagant lifestyle.  As I contemplated it, I realized that not just the illustrious senator from Florida, but the entire 2016 field really knows how to Archer:

If you're wondering where the meters come from, that's former Rhode Island governor Lincoln Chafee, who wants to put the United States on the metric system to apologize for the war in Iraq.  No, really.  Man, you give the peace crowd 2.54 centimeters and they'll take 1.6093 kilometers.

More on the nexus between public affairs and Archer quotes here.

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